This time I tried to take a pic of Baby Fwan in her litter box, and she must have leaned in to inspect the lens at the last second, and then I got the most shocking closeup of any living thing ever! A closeup of Baby Fwan:
Now I always knew Frannie was a mutt, and ugly in a cute sort of way, but oh my Lord Jesus in Heaven. Does my Honey Bunches of Oats really look like this in the light?? Was I drunk when I adopted her?? Good God!
The worst thing I could have done is show this to Frannie also, she got so upset that she bit my big toe nail clean off, peed in my sneakers, and tore up the only in-tact part of the southern couch. (I give the couches map legends now :))
Well, the good news is that Fran has agreed to start waxing 6 days a week, plus I am gonna get a new whisker accessory for the Flowbee.
Awww! Poor Fwan is not ugly! Okay, maybe a little, but ugly in a cute sorta way. How dare you exploit poor Frannie on here, have you no shame JJ?
ReplyDeletelol, hoomins, you know I was off the boards for a while and wasn't sure what that meant, then I got it. That's how a bunny says human, duh!
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