The Bun Life – Takes a Licking and Keeps on..Watching TV

The world didn't end, oh well. Baby Fwan (my big fat fluffy Pumpernickel bunny) was really nervous about being taken into heaven prematurely. Well, it wasn't heaven itself that bothered her, in fact she even considers herself to be "serious upper management angel material". Frannie was nervous and asked me "Wait, when we get taken into heaven, does that mean God has to reach down and actually PICK ME UP into heaven? Oh man, I hope not. Can't they just setup a ramp or cardboard steps we could follow or something?" I'm not a Psychiatrist, but something tells me that Frannie might be obsessing over being picked up just a little tad bit.

So last night I sat down to watch a movie, on the "Couch That Time Forgot" and I picked up little Sydney so he could come in and watch TV with me. He sits on my lap the whole time as he always does. He licks EVERYONE who touches him or even remotely comes near him. He likes to groom the top of my wrist, for a few minutes and he usually dozes off or whatever. Well this time he was licking my wrist, for an hour, 2 hours, I kept turning him around a few different postures and even put on a long sleeve sweatshirt. Then he starts digging up into the sleeve and licking my wrist through the sleeve, then he burrows into the inside of my sweat shirt and starts trying to get at my hands again.

To make a long story short, I have filed an order of protection against this 1 pound furry madman licking machine, lol. He is just like the other 2 buns, at least to me, he is a great bunny with such a unique personality, I do my very best to take care of all of them year after year.

10 comments:

  1. I should have set him up with Millie. She over grooms Haven to the point of leaving bald spots.
    I think he likes you.

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  2. Likes me" Trust me, I am everything to this little guy. He never accepted a bond partner, no matter how many I tried. When I walk around the room his eyes follow every move I make. He is a great rabbit, never poops or pees anywhere but the litter box, and is a total nut job when he is on the ground. In my lap he is a ball of mush though, lol.

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  3. Hmmm, Like Felix and Oscar or Bert and Ernie.

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  4. Or Mutt and Jeff, Tom and Jerry, Batman and Robin...

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  5. Who r u kidding Jim. When I cared for him last week he growled at me like a lone wolf as i changed his food! Yeah, he's a real sweeetie! Sorry Sid, the truth hurts!

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  6. Or more like the 1 1/4 Musketeers, Or the 1.00015 Amigos. [STUPID PEOPLE READ THE FOLLOWING: Since he is a tiny rabbit, I counted him as a fraction, both in fraction form and decimal form, this implies that Sydney is so tiny that he can't even be counted as a whole number. Thank you, and god speed.]

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  7. I want a Sydney! I haven't had a bunny lick me since Biffy was under a year old, when he used to climb up my shoulder, and chew my hair. And if I try to pick them up... can we join Fwan's support group?

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  8. Yeah I know Lisa, I wish all my bunnies were like that. My friends Chris and Lori have a lop named Noah who you would DIE for. This bunny LOVES to be handled and snuggled, I would bet he'd let them put horseshoes on him without moving. Spent an evening petting him, then I come home all sentimental and grab one of my lops to sit in my lap. I woke up in ICU 4 days later with half of my scalp gone. Oh well, the good thing at least is that Frannie didn't need to cut her nails for a while after that!

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  9. Came home all sentimental and grabbed Fran - after slumming the entire night with another rabbit! Fran is one smart pumpernickel, she knew what you were up to! You're lucky you didn't end up floating in the ocean on a raft of couch stuffing!

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  10. HAHAHAAHAHA. Yeah, we tend to put off nail trimming too long, every time.

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