|Dear Jim, |
Me and Thumper thought that we could settle things amicably with you, evidently that is not possible. Both of us (who cares about the other 2 bunnies) are fed up with the treatment we have received while remaining in your care, we have no choice but to go on strike until our demands are met, and if you don't comply within 72 hours we will be getting an official divorce from you. I am hoping the rescue will at least let us sleep on the couch for a few nights, or under the couch would be better :)
You have violated our bunny rights and our personal space in the following horrendous ways, we demand that you cease and desist all of the following behavior:
This just scratches the surface, Thumper had a few things he wanted to add but who cares about his minor grievances. Like we said, you have 3 days to decide, I have the Bunderground Railroad on standby, so let me know.
Fran (and Thumps)
Wow! Frannie sounds upset, I never knew that she could write English so well. I have a lot to think about over the next few days I guess.